Jane Long, CPA

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Knowledge is power.
- Francis Bacon

Articles

Tax Changes for 2016 Tax Year:
http://www.ctvnews.ca/5things/tax-time-2016-a-look-at-seven-changes-this-year-1.2803706

Tax Rate Changes:
http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/gncy/bdgt/2015/qa13-eng.html

What's New:
http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/whtsnw/menu-eng.html

Budgets for 2016/17
https://www2.deloitte.com/ca/en/pages/tax/articles/2016-2017-budgets.html

Tax Information
https://home.kpmg.com/ca/en/home/insights/2011/04/canadian-tax-adviser.html

Important Websites

Canada Revenue Agency: http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/menu-eng.html

CPABC: https://www.bccpa.ca/

CPA Canada: https://www.cpacanada.ca/

Town of Osoyoos: http://www.osoyoos.ca/
Contact us:
250-535-2329

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?


Because on the box it said 8-12 Years

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There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business:


1. Don’t tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]

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Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant?


No? Me neither.

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If an accountant’s spouse cannot sleep, what does he/she say?


 “Dharling, could you tell me about your work.”

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There are 3 types of accountants.


Those who can count and those who can’t.

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How was copper wire invented?


2 accountants were arguing over a penny.

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?”


“That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”

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What's an extroverted accountant?
 

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own

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Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?


Because on the box it said Concentrate.
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?


When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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